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I love the Hoosier Lottery

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My house is for sale and my money is gone

I no longer worry about mowing the lawn

My dreams have been shattered, and Im in despair

Maybe that why I'm losing my hair

The Hoosier Lotto puts me in tears

To win in Indy takes 10 thousand years

Maybe my numbers are crappy and dull

I need to do more thinking in the restroom stall

Just how can I win the Hoosier Pic 4?

Is there a secret that one can adore?

Maybe if I play ten thousand numbers today

I will be that much poorer and I will say

Why do I play a game you cant win?

Because the Lottery's got my money and Im now their best friend.

 

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Your poems are awesome.  I actually enjoy reading it. But ..too bad on your luck... Mine are just as bad.  I"m crossing my fingers on the Powerball and today's Michigan Keno.

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Tonights my night on the Powerball-----its gonna be winningjeff and South Carolina here I come.

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Well, I didnt hit the PBall, but there is always tonight. I bought 1 ticket.

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Good luck to you.. I didn't buy me a ticket tonight..

I bought Dad 10 and Mom 2.. So hopefully they will win a few bucks.. and / or have fun trying..

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My house is for sale and my money is gone

I no longer worry about mowing the lawn

My dreams have been shattered, and Im in despair

Maybe that why I'm losing my hair

The Hoosier Lotto puts me in tears

To win in Indy takes 10 thousand years

Maybe my numbers are crappy and dull

I need to do more thinking in the restroom stall

Just how can I win the Hoosier Pic 4?

Is there a secret that one can adore?

Maybe if I play ten thousand numbers today

I will be that much poorer and I will say

Why do I play a game you cant win?

Because the Lottery's got my money and Im now their best friend.

 

jeff has been cheated by the lottery again
just throw those losing tickets in the trash bin

never ever gets to see a winning ticket
i say just go ahead and picket

in indy the odds are the same for pick 4 and powerball
by the time your done you'll take a tylenol

never get to call in sick for work
those losing tickets drive you beserk

and if by chance i finally hit
i can start to climb from the lottery pit



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I think I am going to hit the Powerball tonight. Just got that feeling!

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