As you all may know i commute from Costa Rica and Panama frequently...Well i went to a Meat Market you see i live close to the meat market and 2 white guys they look like tourist by the way they dress, were walking commenting said:

Eso no lo he tenido...Meaning...I´ve never had that....

Then as i passed them buy a spanish woman with her daughter talking to her daughter....she said:

Eso es para manana....Meaning, that´s for tomorrow...

Then i am walking the stairs and i look at a newspaper in the floor and it said:

Trinchet thinks that the economic crisis will be over soon...

Also i went to a small shop so i walked in and before i could pick a juice to pay for it i heard a hot spanish woman said:  No me mido sort of saying: no doy la talla talking to someone else....Then i looked at the floor and on the floor was full of footprints never seen so many footprints never seen so many footprints....

then there is an older guy i dont know what to descriibe him but he was dark brown ordering another guy to sand paper his car and he was saying:

tu tienes la llave...i looked at the guy sweater and it said: Polo...lol...

and then i crossed the bridge looking at the river and to the distant i could see a car that said in the front:

ESCENAS....Meaning: SCENES...he looked sort of thugish...

but before i saw the car with the word: Escenas i saw on the floor something that i cant describe in English, i never did claim i knew a lot of English....but it had a:

Ramp a motorcycle ramp you know what DAREDEVILS USE...

then i came home and the TV was showing a scene where Antonio Banderas was with a horse and a: i dont know if it was a javalina/lance whatever it was he look as if to look at the screen and then spured his horse and said: come on....

i looked up the meaning of t he word: Javalina and this is what i found....

La Ley Nº 19.587 de Higiene y Seguridad en el Trabajo, exige que todas las Instalaciones Eléctricas tengan una Puesta a Tierra para descargar las corrientes de fuga. La única manera de determinar que la resistencia de Puesta a Tierra esté dentro de los valores reglamentarios AEA (Asociación Eléctrica Argentina) 207/95,  IRAM 2281 – Parte lll. Es que un Profesional  con Título y Matrícula habilitante con incumbencias en la Especialidad Eléctrica emitida por su Consejo o Colegio Profesional un PROTOCOLO DE MEDICIÓN de “Resistencia de Puesta a Tierra”, acompañando la Homologación del Certificado de Calibración del Instrumento con el cual se realizaron las mediciones.

Dude i NEVER claimed i knew lot of English....And JUST so you know i believe there wouldnt be too many languages in the future....

Dude hilarious stuff...

Also i got on the bus anyways i was going on a bus and there was this blonde the only blonde in the bus, dude you should had heard the word pelting that was going on...I mean EVERYTHING WAS SYNCHRONIZED TOWARDS HER, they even knew like the music knew when she was going to get off the bus...

Then i got on another bus commuting back from my side job and i am in the bus and this girl says loud in the bus talking on the phone....

Que te digo que te estan quemando con ese caballo...Which translated it meant, i told you that they are cheating on you with that horse...dude hillarious stuff...

then i am listening to someone talking aloud on the phone and she said: Ella esta llorando por 8 puntos en el trasero....i´ll let YOU translate it...

then i turned on the tv and the tv will say: FASHIONFEST PATROCINADO POR PHYSICAL...Translate it will say: Fashionfest brought to you by physical...

then i was listening to a woman talking on tv, they were talking about horses, there were like 4 of them and 1 of them said: That horse was abanderado...i´ll let you translate....

Then i turned on the TV again in channel 77 and this guy with a shirt that will say: Suntrack which means: tracks of the Sun or Blondes Track he said: In Costa Rica´s case: hay mas de 14 puntos meaning in Costa Rica´s case there is more than: 14 stitches/points/dots....

Then i almost got ran over by 2 Mitsubitshi Montero, 1 black the other gold that had the sign: SE VENDE in big...lol hilarious stuff...

Then i decided to pay the doctor a visit because i was having a serious migraine so i went and i sat  and there was this older black man in a suit who sat across me with his wife and daughter and apparently they were having some issues/problems, so the guy went to his car dude and the stuff i heard on that tv and people around me was: becareful you get shot or she gets shot, or everybody gets shot, i heard i treat her better than him, i heard i really going to shoot him, i heard it 4 times...Then i was looking at the tv and i heard stuff around the lines of: there must be cocaine in the air conditioning...lol...

Dude some hilarious stuff...

Also like 2 hour ago i could not log in to LP, so i laid down in bed got up, kept thinking about the girl that said the 8 puntos en el trasero sentence because it was hilarious: i grabbed the dictionary and i was saying to myself i am going to pick 1 random word from the dictionary just 1 at random, just to be sarcastic and post it here on this blog, i opened the dictionary at random and chose 1 word i looked at that word and no other word...And the word was...

SACRUM---The part of the vertebral column that is directly connected with or consist of fine fused vertebrae....DUDE THE ODDS...Check out the location where this is located...

again hilarious stuff....that dictionary has 852 pages: 75,000 definitions....