Quote: Originally posted by LottoBux on Nov 13, 2021
Here's Some I Came Across Online Just Now,
1-My wife said,
"If we ever win the lottery, I want you to buy me something compact, shiny, and can go from 0 to 200 in three seconds".
I figured why wait, so I surprised her that night.....
... with a shiny new bathroom scale.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
2-Today these things happened:
1. I woke up
2. I went to 7/11
3. I won the lottery
4. I bought a Lamborghini
real order: 2,3,4,1
-----------------------------------------------
3-My wife died and I won the lottery.
The Genie Replied...You have 1 wish left
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
4-What's better than winning the lottery?
Winning it the day after your divorce comes through.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
5-A religious old lady prayed everyday for wealth...
She had lived a life free of sin and had suffered greatly through no fault of her own. Every day she went to her local church and prayed:
"God, i have been all my life, please, let me win the lottery"
Every day for many years she did this, until one day, the church roof split open and a booming voice commanded:
"WELL AT LEAST MEET ME HALFWAY AND BUY A TICKET!"
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
6-A man wins the lottery and calls his wife.
Honey, I have good news and bad news.
The wife, having no idea of what could be going on says, Combine them.
The man thinks for a second and says, My new wife and I just won the lottery!
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
7-My wife and I had a huge argument last week.
She called me gullible and financially irresponsible.
I can't wait to see the look on her face when I tell her I just won the Nigerian lottery!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
8-My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again.
MAN, I sure am LUCKY!
I mean, first I win the lottery and now THIS!!!
---------------------------------------------------------------------
9-My son asked me if I would buy him a new bike.
I said: "Son, if you really want something in life you have to work for it."
Then I told him to be quiet because they were just about to announce the lottery numbers
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
10-I won the Lottery last night.
I haven't told the wife yet, I can't use my phone on the plane.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------