Twas the nite before the drawing and all through the State
Not a winner was found, not even a rebate
The tickets were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that Mike and Jeff would soon be there
The citizens were all nestled next to the tube
Maybe we will win, or maybe need lube
Me in my rags and mike in his cap
Had just settled in to hear the RNG tap
When out on the tv their arose such a clatter
Tell me Mike "what is the matter?"
I couldnt believe the twinkle in his eye
The Hoosier Lottery had just passed us by
Our tickets were losers and no one did win
But the commercials keep saying that they are our friend
As the Tv signs off and we lose again
Merry Bankruptcy to all, cause the Lottery's your friend
A tribute to Lotto Mike, Jim 695, and yes Losing Jeff
I try in vain to win a dime
but end up losing every time
Lottomike can now clearly see
why us hoosiers are unhappy
The RNG was built for scams
Me and Mike are big ole hams
A fair lottery is our goal
But Indy and Tenn have made us ho's
The take every
