Ok Halle, listen close now, that there locust bug you got ain't no good luck, in fact, in the Bible it was called a plague - a plague of locusts.
And what are ya gonna feed it? They eat crops. You got crops?
They're like the piranhas of the bug kingdom. You think he cares about you? He'd commence to clean your carcass down to the chittlins in about 5 minutes was you to turn him aloose.
Ya gotta do the right thing now, Halle